Miking

The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector

He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose

by Waldodba December 07, 2018

mikes

mikes is short of micrograms, used when talking about how much acid you taken or how good the acid is.

1)Duude i was soo messed up last night i most of takin 200 mikes of acid.

2)
guy 1: hey man you want some acid?
guy 2: ya dude,is the shit any good?
guy 1: ya man its owsley shit, its 300 mics a hit

by bongzilla420 October 22, 2007

Mike

Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.

Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"

by thekid121314 March 09, 2011

[mike]

a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.

1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("

by fillygirlie14 August 21, 2008

Mike

Stupid animal also known as fat rat or bald eagle

Mike you fat rat, Mike stop doing that you stupid animal

by Jesus you lord and savior December 16, 2018

Mike

Ignorant.

You were totally Mike when you didn't come put exterior outlets on my house.

by id want to be me December 07, 2016

Mike

A pathetic, sad, lonely guy who over-compensates for his short stature by endlessly spewing word excrement out of his mouth every chance he gets. Mike is an insincere, insecure narcissist who acts like he is very intelligent and caring, but really is just stupid. And he can't get girls because he's fat and ugly. The only redeemable features of him are his decent dick and his extensive list of things that are easy to make fun of.

"Hey that guy over there looks OK I guess"
"No..he totally looks like a Mike. He is so short! And he won't stop talking to us.."

by todd fark October 06, 2012