Miked

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.

"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

Miked

Being face down in the grass drunk.

"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"

by Doodlydoo March 10, 2016

mikes

mikes is short of micrograms, used when talking about how much acid you taken or how good the acid is.

1)Duude i was soo messed up last night i most of takin 200 mikes of acid.

2)
guy 1: hey man you want some acid?
guy 2: ya dude,is the shit any good?
guy 1: ya man its owsley shit, its 300 mics a hit

by bongzilla420 October 22, 2007

Mike

Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.

Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"

by thekid121314 March 09, 2011

[mike]

a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.

1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("

by fillygirlie14 August 21, 2008

Mike

Stupid animal also known as fat rat or bald eagle

Mike you fat rat, Mike stop doing that you stupid animal

by Jesus you lord and savior December 16, 2018

Mike

Ignorant.

You were totally Mike when you didn't come put exterior outlets on my house.

by id want to be me December 07, 2016