magnum grundy

This is the type of guy who would steal your glass of orange juice. He's just a dick. If you get to know him he can be very nice and will cherish you. The one he chooses to love will get all of his affection, they are pretty lucky to have a magnum grundy.

He's such a magnum grundy, he would be rude to you if he didn't know you.

by _asian.boi_ August 7, 2018

magnum made

One who has a very large you know!!! And the hustle is just as Big!!!

Dale is Magnum Made. I need that in my life gurl.

by Hunny J October 20, 2013

Magnum

The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )

Jimmy: "Check it out, I found a magnum!"

Timmy: "I wish I found it..."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.

Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023

Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.

Darren has a Magnum Shlong

by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021

Magnum

Magnum is a gun and a ice creme

I like Magnum

by Sejtype420 May 19, 2021

Magnum Music

Magnum Music is songs like raspberry beret, atomic dog, 1999, and jump. This is the type of music that would be played in the queue of a roller coaster in the late 80s and early 90s. The people in the line would be wearing visors and fanny packs. The name originated from Magnum XL 200 at cedar point in Sandusky Ohio when they used to have DJ’s in line.

Heard prince the other day on the radio and it made me think of Magnum Music

by steak master June 5, 2025