This is the type of guy who would steal your glass of orange juice. He's just a dick. If you get to know him he can be very nice and will cherish you. The one he chooses to love will get all of his affection, they are pretty lucky to have a magnum grundy.
by _asian.boi_ August 7, 2018

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023

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by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021

Lucius ad tabernam Macci Donaldi properant et magnum Maccium emunt. — Lucius rushs to the MC Donalds store and buys a Big Mac.
by Mare.red September 16, 2021

The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:
1) you will bleed
2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.
source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
1) you will bleed
2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.
source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023
