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lurking troll

A person who subscribes or follows a feed because it is so stupid that it makes them feel smart.

Unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won't vocalize their opinions.
Dan: Wow I got 5 new followers on twitter! I should keep making hilarious cat puns!
Dick: I don't know Dan, I bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. Your life is pretty sad
Dan: *Cries*
by Immunetalox May 28, 2015
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lurk

A lurk in general is a wierd person who has no friends.... period
wow, that poor lurk
by yubviub May 15, 2018
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dick lurking

Creeping around pubic places trying to give out some dick
Ew, I think that creepy dude on the bench over there is dick lurking.
by DocDooBoo May 14, 2022
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machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.
Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.
by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016
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Lurking side characters

Lurking side characters are a group of background characters in SpongeBob

Each lurking side character has its own physical appearance due to being filler characters who are far in the distance they don’t do anything much there so distant that u can’t even see there pupils in fact they look like herobrine

However these characters are special because they server a completely different purpose then the other background characters they aren’t really meant to speak and are seen in the either the distance lines or crowds but also generic background characters in the distance

A fun fact before we end this: Even tho they look like herobrine in episodes such as Valentine’s Day, the good krabby name, Sandy’s nutmare and snail mail they can be closer (not in foreground close) but they have drawn pupils
Patrick: *sees some fish* who r they
SpongeBob: shhh we don’t talk to them there lurking side characters

Patrick: hello there lurking side character
Lurking side character: huh
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHY NOW THERE NOT FILLER AHHHHHHHHHHH U RUINED THE SHOW AND GUESS WHAT
Patrick: what
SpongeBob: IT WAS LIVE
Patrick: oh
*every single character in SpongeBob (even dead characters) and the people watching SpongeBob jump patrick*
by JDMF December 10, 2023
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long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
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lurking

Not talking just watching ppl business MIND UR OWN BUSINESSES
Hey wanna see my stream like duh friend omg" "sure what do u stream on twitch"
"Hello I was lurking so wat u guys talking about" "MYOB (mind your own business)
Now leave or I'll ban u"
by novaHaxPro March 4, 2017
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