machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016

Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.

She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.

by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016

lame linking

lamers usually link not to the website but only to the content/download. therefore a content provider will have the impact of traffic but not the advantage of receiving page views/ad clicks.

This was especially frowned up in the 90s when traffic was expensive and led to download pre-pages and up to the kind of file share storage providers you still see to day.

content provider: dude, if you lame link my stuff, no one will click on the ads on my page and I have to take it all down eventually.

lamer: but I don't have anything original except that "great" link collection.
content provider: stop lame linking! ( had to include that line, because stemming would be too hard (◔_◔))

by URBANurbanis May 7, 2018

National linking day

Today, May 6th is the national day of linking with your friends or family. Be sure to honor this special day by linking with the G’s

Kyle: “Shalom my guys. When are we gonna link G?”

Me: “May 6th is national linking day. Lets link then”

by Dequavis Jackson III April 16, 2020

TP Linking

TP Linking is where you and a friend in adjacent toilet stalls use one long piece of toilet paper to wipe your asses at the same time. After which you pull it apart and the person with the longest piece gets good luck. This is the ultimate sign of friendship bonding.

"Me and Drew were TP linking at the movie bathroom the other day and I got the long piece"
"TP Linked with Stacy i feel closer as friends already"
"Yo homie wanna linkup in the bathroom later?"

by konkey234 October 1, 2020

dick lurking

Creeping around pubic places trying to give out some dick

Ew, I think that creepy dude on the bench over there is dick lurking.

by DocDooBoo May 14, 2022

De-Lucking

When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.

Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.

by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023