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Luke

A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
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Luke

To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.
Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!
by buffstuff July 13, 2009
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Luke

Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.

If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
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Luke

Loves family friends and football and his boys and that’s all he needs
Luke loves his family friends football and his boys and that is his life
by Hihig February 2, 2020
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Luke

A truly amazing person. Luke's are usually nice, caring, an amazing friend, and a great person to know. He is scared of having a girlfriend because he thinks he isn't good enough or thinks he might mess things up in a relationship. A Luke is someone you would want to have in your life for a long time. His greatness may rub off on you. Everyone thinks he is cute but he doesn't think so. He usually tends to like the girls that aren't the popular ones, although some of the popular girls think hes cute. A lovable person
Doesn't he look like a Luke?

Oh definitely!
#amazing#nice#caring#great#cautious#scared#relationship
by Anonymous Guy Who Is Anonymous April 29, 2011
Luke:Is that A Luke

Oh definitely!
#amazing#nice#caring#great#cautious#scared#relationship
by Anonymous Guy Who Is Anonymous April 29, 2011
by Free Vbux March 7, 2020
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Luke

A quirky little man who takes drugs and seeks the approval of people who go out and give themselves to look cool(whores)
hey your acting like a Luke
by GetPranked December 18, 2021
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Luke

If you meet a Luke your life will change immediately. He’ll show you his charming side, as well as his cheeky side. He’ll make you feel ways no one else can. If you fall in love with a Luke be prepared for one heck of a journey, there definitely wont be a dull moment. He’ll treat you like a princess and will make sure to tell you how beautiful you are every day. He speaks the truth, is straight up and he’s not afraid to stand up for what he believes in and who he cares about. The bottom line is, stay on his good side. Luke is an amazing kisser and is incredibly good in the bedroom as he knows what a girl wants. Be prepared to be spoilt, loved and cherished. Once he catches feelings for you there’s no going back, he’ll make sure you’re a part of his life forever. Frankly, he’s irresistible-i love you Prince Charming, words you should definitely say to him.
by Yaprincess June 7, 2019
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