Lardyman

A name you call an overweight boy who does have a clue about sex and a wannabe footballer.

Matt is a just a stupid lardyman

by Ryan69 August 15, 2006

my lard ah mercy

Newfoundland slang for "My Lord have mercy" or "Lord have mercy"

Ah is pronounced "awe".

There's a fire down the street!
Oh my lard ah mercy call 911!

by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

Tub of lard

Usually describing a fat person. An insult.

"That guy over there eats so many cheeseburgers he looks like a fat tub of lard"

by Dannyjohn February 27, 2017

Lardnapkin

Fat pig living off fastfood

Yo Lardnapkin you gonna eat those Whoppers?

by Swinkster March 5, 2003

lard muffin

cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin

I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up.

by rawrmarkers November 2, 2007

lardish

you can be lardish, fat or not
its a completly fatish lazy-ass act which makes people look in discuss

Tom:eating a bunch of burgers and grease squirting on his face, in a lazy position

Samus:Dude your fuckin lardish

Tom:Shwut Wup!

by Rogerz M. March 5, 2009

Lard Cake

Someone who is overly obese, synonyms are as follows: husky, chubby, fatty, tubster, tubs of lard, mctubberson, fatty mcfatterson, jiggly, Jiggly Puff (Copyright Pokemon & Nintendo), big boned, fat, tubbalisish, and lardy.

Man, did you see that lady? She is THE biggest Lard Cake ever!

by llama grass April 7, 2011