Loser

Someone who has no desire to do anything and sits around all day jacking off and walking around the house naked with dried up sperm stains all over them because they don't shower after jacking off. They live with their parents at the age of 32 and they don't care about anyone or anything. They never shave or shower and have scum all over their teeth and accidentally shit themselves because they fart while jacking off.
My cousin shit his pants while jacking off in his parents basement because he farted and chose not to take a shower and he smells like shit and sperm. He is a total fucking loser!
by sethdresser3@gmail.com September 21, 2018
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Loser

Someone who doesn't have friends, doesn't party, and doesn't have anything in life worth living for. A real pathetic fucker who you'd feel bad for if he/she wasn't so goddamn dumb.
That guy is such a fucking loser he hasn't done anything in life.
by youfokinwotm8 August 10, 2020
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Loser

Onision. Words synonymous to this are cuckold, idiot, and asshole.
"Wow, that dude is being such an Onision !"
"Don't you mean loser ?"
"Same difference."
by livewondrous July 31, 2018
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Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled ‘winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of “loser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots
by the comand'r October 16, 2022
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Loser

Friend: You're such a loser
You: Stop. You're hurting my feelings
by AIDSbutw/outHIV March 12, 2019
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A person with no friends and does homework cuz they have no life
by Nitzman April 12, 2019
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People like Chuck Brennan the fake philanthropist who only cares about lining his own pockets and would rather see kids hurt rather than lose a dime. Losers like him lie about raising monies for non-profits and donating to charities. That's what a loser is.
Chuck Brennans take from the poor rather than lose money out of their own pockets to show how big of a loser they are.
by didntknowyahadit December 09, 2016
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