Someone who has no desire to do anything and sits around all day jacking off and walking around the house naked with dried up sperm stains all over them because they don't shower after jacking off. They live with their parents at the age of 32 and they don't care about anyone or anything. They never shave or shower and have scum all over their teeth and accidentally shit themselves because they fart while jacking off.
My cousin shit his pants while jacking off in his parents basement because he farted and chose not to take a shower and he smells like shit and sperm. He is a total fucking loser!
by sethdresser3@gmail.com September 21, 2018

Someone who doesn't have friends, doesn't party, and doesn't have anything in life worth living for. A real pathetic fucker who you'd feel bad for if he/she wasn't so goddamn dumb.
by youfokinwotm8 August 9, 2020

by livewondrous July 31, 2018

Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled ‘winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of “loser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots
by the comand'r October 15, 2022

You. You are a loser
by AIDSbutw/outHIV March 12, 2019

by anonymous November 10, 2020

People like Chuck Brennan the fake philanthropist who only cares about lining his own pockets and would rather see kids hurt rather than lose a dime. Losers like him lie about raising monies for non-profits and donating to charities. That's what a loser is.
Chuck Brennans take from the poor rather than lose money out of their own pockets to show how big of a loser they are.
by didntknowyahadit December 8, 2016
