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Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.
"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".
by The Shanners August 22, 2016
mugGet the Litter Shittermug.

urban litter

Classless , uneducated city dwellers that have an undeserved sense of entitlement and ruin people’s island vacations.
We went to San Juan for a peaceful beach vacation but the whole island was trashed by the urban litter coming in on cheap ass flights.
by B.Milli March 2, 2021
mugGet the urban littermug.

second-hand littering

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
mugGet the second-hand litteringmug.

Clitty Litter

The stuff inside of a dirty pair of panties.
Does your girlfriend have clitty litter?
by HappyAssArrows July 15, 2022
mugGet the Clitty Littermug.

cunny litter

CUNNY LITTER = THE DRIED AND FLAKY WHITE DISCHARGE IN A WOMAN'S PANTIES.
Cunny Litter is to pussy, what Parmesan Cheese is to Pasta 🍝
by Babbs and Brock Myers-Cox October 7, 2023
mugGet the cunny littermug.

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