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A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
by vwortboy July 1, 2009
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Most hentai sex scenes end with internal flooding as the school girl is violated by numerous tentacles.
by Blackest Dragon October 11, 2013
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by Romeo and Deviet July 6, 2016
Get the literally my life mug.*innocently search for slang terms* *founds that literally every word in the urban dictionary has a relation with sex*
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Get the literally every word in the urban dictionary mug.A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person
A person that has little gray area.
A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
A person that has little gray area.
A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
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