dirty kurtis

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out

Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis

by Dawgo May 13, 2020

the kurds

they suck

the kurds all suck

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc September 1, 2021

Emmett Kurtis

He is a slightly tall dork who is a complete blonde even though he has dark brown hair, he gives his pets weird names like Mush and Krumpy and he always tries to make you do ridiculous things in the middle of the night like walk to his house. 🤦🤦

Oh Emmett Kurtis… he’s such a cute Dork

by 23rd Person October 23, 2023

citizen_of_kurtistown69

The best mutual in the word, they're literally so nice and super funny. Only cool people follow him 😍✌✌ /hj

Me: Hey, are you friends with citizen_of_kurtistown69?
Loser🙄: no who's that?
Me: Sorry, you're not cool enough to be my friend 😔👋

by imcxtiepie October 14, 2021

Van't Kurtiš

A type of chess opening which involves e6

"This is an example of a chess game,Niw white starts with the Van't Kurtiš opening. Not bad but not the best opening"

by I like chess July 9, 2024