Messy Kitchen

To have a mess of baby hairs on the back of your neck and top of your forehead.

"Damn!!! Look at that females messy kitchen! She needs to fix them edges!"

by Ialreadyknow September 27, 2014

kitchen warrior

A women that cooks and does all the job in bed. Pretty much a slave

My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!

by Tyyreed66 October 31, 2017

Kitchen Dreams

Parody of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

"tonight on fox, kitchen dreams"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

kitchen cosmetology

The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.

There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic

by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020

Kitchen Glow

A dewy reddish sheen on one's face that emerges after slaving many hours in the kitchen.

Man, I can't believe the kitchen glow I have going on after baking those muffins!

by toriaenator August 25, 2014

the kitchen scrubs

A group of badasses individuals who clap emmos, and have a lit ass youtube channel.

The kitchen scrubs have large penises

by Juicisity November 26, 2019

Kitchen Handshake

Bumping elbow against elbow

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!

by xaib December 13, 2014