A dissociative drug which, once taken, makes a lot of people spout all sorts of pretentious pseudo-intelligent bullshit about the universe and how there's something more, or some such other massive shite.
This constant need for unnecessary musings on things not real undermines the fact that there is actually a beautiful world around us which people have forgotten to appreciate.
This constant need for unnecessary musings on things not real undermines the fact that there is actually a beautiful world around us which people have forgotten to appreciate.
Guy on Ketamine: Hey man, have you ever thought there might be something...more...than this?
Other guy on Ket: Yeah man, parallels and shit--
Sober human being: Shut the fuck up
Other guy on Ket: Yeah man, parallels and shit--
Sober human being: Shut the fuck up
by Dubshadow October 28, 2009
Get the ketamine mug.A metaphoric expression relating one's ketamised movements (particularly around crowded environments,) to those of a retarded caterpillar.
"Look at us! aren't we a bunch of ketapillars."
"The ketapillar is slowly moving to the other side of the couch."
"Watch out ketapillar!"
"The ketapillar made a mess."
"The ketapillar is slowly moving to the other side of the couch."
"Watch out ketapillar!"
"The ketapillar made a mess."
by Secret J May 17, 2008
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how it felt:
at first my heart starting beating real fast and i felt like the shit. i saw light. i got an out of body experience. i was on the bed and my bed started twirling and flying throughout the whole house.it was just fuckin incredible. i want to do it agin. when i was twirling i went through walls and went to india. when my trip ended, my was really gooofy. at first my image was really distorted and i couldn't think straight. it felt like i was being born. when it started clearing, my reflexes were really slow and i felt MAD GOOD. i started laughing. my one friend tried talking to me and all i said was -andy my friend and started cracking up really retarde. when he asked how i felt- i was like smooth as a cadfillac. seriosuly take this fuckin drug! you wont regrte it!
how it felt:
at first my heart starting beating real fast and i felt like the shit. i saw light. i got an out of body experience. i was on the bed and my bed started twirling and flying throughout the whole house.it was just fuckin incredible. i want to do it agin. when i was twirling i went through walls and went to india. when my trip ended, my was really gooofy. at first my image was really distorted and i couldn't think straight. it felt like i was being born. when it started clearing, my reflexes were really slow and i felt MAD GOOD. i started laughing. my one friend tried talking to me and all i said was -andy my friend and started cracking up really retarde. when he asked how i felt- i was like smooth as a cadfillac. seriosuly take this fuckin drug! you wont regrte it!
by mast sucks November 14, 2007
Get the ketamine mug.(Noun) A player of the keytar. Statistically, the least likely member of the band to get laid, even after the sound guy.
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