A person or persons in an online multiplayer match (usually team-oriented) who do not have a microphone or chat function enabled.
by helenkeller64 September 08, 2011
when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.
Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.
Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
by ROBert ze Mormon August 23, 2008
by bas_rutten April 14, 2012
When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.
by DaBadBitch June 02, 2011
A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".
I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.
by babstrei February 06, 2010
1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
by Brian M. and Travis W. September 01, 2008
when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything
When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.
by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009