To be pestered badgered pursued for money when you owe nothing accused of things youve never done and to be called a punk ass bitch for know reason to be joyced
by Shmooky September 25, 2020
by jeff ethan August 15, 2022
Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.
Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
by byrdfl3w February 06, 2016
To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
by Picard75 July 23, 2022
Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.
Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
by Feige Roman December 10, 2019
An Irish surname going for years and years a joyce is loyal,true,courageous and hilariously funny , once you get talking to a joyce your bound to laugh
by Joyce surname January 20, 2021
the literally definition of perfect like there is no person like her. her voice, smile, personality, everything. ugh ily jayjay
“jayda joyce.” she is perfect
by therealest:) February 06, 2022