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by Best dog January 19, 2026
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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
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jelly jockin

To explain someone who swallowa sperm
by nerdturd23 June 16, 2014
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Marie-Jolaine

A very kind person that you need in your life and will always be there is your worst time
Hey Marie-Jolaine could you help me pls
by RoiBurger November 22, 2021
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Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
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