Jammer

When you're completely whipped by your girlfriend/wife that you'd do anything even licking her toe-jam

"Damo is the biggest jammer, he won't even leave the house now"

by Napper September 23, 2015

Jimmer Jammered

To Do Without Thinking (Verb)

I just jimmer jammered that essay

by theactualexpert December 1, 2023

Slam Jammer

When your penis slams into a another penis and gets Brutally annihilated from the inside

I accidentally got into a slam jammer last night

by Slam Jammer May 28, 2019

Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...

by somedude149 May 13, 2014

Jumpin Jammer

Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.

HEY JAMMER MAN! JUMPIN JAMMER!

by Peer Himler June 26, 2010

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021