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Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry August 20, 2016
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Jackhammer

Jackhammer is a type of sex position where the girl does a hand stand and opens her leg wide and the boy has to get on top of a bed and grab the girls leg and stick your dick in her vigian or ass either way and start going up and down
by NotACK May 26, 2018
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The Jackhammer maneuver

When a man it is getting a massage and tucks his dick down between his legs. His partner while massaging his butthole begins to jerk him off, right as he is about cum his partner starts jerking his dick so hard that it hammers your nuts and blows your load on the wall where there is a target.
I was getting a massage and my girl pulled the jackhammer maneuver missed bullseye by an inch.
by Messynutz May 17, 2025
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Jackhammer

by J.batch August 9, 2018
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Albuquerque jackhammer

What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...
My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!
by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025
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Jackhammer

Go get a hand full of non-solidified concrete and begin to jack off with it as a lubricant. You must cum before the concrete solidifies.
Bro I was able to finish the jackhammer last night.
by Ravi banker February 8, 2019
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Storrs Jackhammer

A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. FOR FULL EFFECT first partner should occasionally blow hard onto the partner and smack them with snowballs to simulate the driving wind and snow of the Connecticut college town.
"Hey what did you do with that girl at Towers last night?"
"Me and Paul gave her the Storrs Jackhammer!"
by SupeDupe February 17, 2019
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