You owe me one

It's an English phrase to be used when you want the other person to know that they owe you something after you did something for them, usually either in the form of respect, or a favour.

Josh : Hey man thanks for saving my ass that day.

John : You owe me one for that bruv.

by MetalArachnoid1331 October 28, 2022

Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 6, 2021

why you bully me

a meme in fortnite known by many. often used when one player trolls another player in the game.

why you bully me, timmy?

by afromyke December 1, 2018

are you shitriousting me?

combination of "are you serious?" and "are you shitting me?"

status:away- A) is watching lost
B) fine... ill wait then....

*an hour later*
status:away- A) is watching private practice
B) ARE YOU SHITRIOUSTING ME?

by texter21 April 26, 2009

are you fucking me seriously?

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

you give me gas

To irritate or exasperate

Me: What do you want to eat?
Him: Food....
Me: ugh, you give me gas sir!

by Paducah April 11, 2017

you had me at hello

Shut up i wanna fuck, even if it is in front of all these whiny ass divorced bitches. Just put it in my ass right now, Jerry! (From the retarded movie Jerry McGuire)

I asked this blonde girl at the club if she wanted a drink and she said "You had me at hello". I had my dick in her ass before I got the car started.

by bohits January 28, 2004