Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance
Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
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crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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Insurable

by jg123321 December 22, 2017
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Laugh Insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance
by Braidos October 27, 2009
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insurance

Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
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Insurance

by vegansav June 03, 2023
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insurance

A kind of bet against yourself.
I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.
by 35 at least September 09, 2017
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