Shiz

When the head is so immaculate that at the time of climax shit sprays out your ass hole like a shotgun blast, and cakes the wall.

Jeff: hey how did things go last night with Stacy?

Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.

Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh

by Absurd_Chalice January 13, 2025

Shiz

Specific version of 'shit', meaning 'stuff' or 'concentration' Not a derogatory term.

"I'm late for the airport, and I've not yet packed my shiz."
Or
"Stop messing around Joe, and get your shiz together on that winch, before we loose this catch."

by Reefknot August 13, 2020

hoey shiz

When you are too young to swear and say "hoey shiz!!"

Hoey shiz duede! This muddah fuddah is to dayam crazy!

by Santakiller969 December 16, 2014

Shiz

this is a substitute swearword for the bad one. It means anything that the bad one, (replacing the z with a t, ) would mean, in any context.

"I look like Shiz."
"Yeah, you definitely do."

by asdfghjkl;;;;;;;' December 3, 2021

Shiz

Another word for shit but for when a mature adult is around. Even though you’ll sound stupid.

Oh shiz, I got a F in Math.

Oh shiz, what happened?

Hey Mr. Jones! I took a shiz in your bathroom :)

by Layla :p September 25, 2018

shiz

a word you use when you don't want to swear around children but it has the same meaning as the swearing word

that looks like shiz

by madds101 March 9, 2017

Shiz nakie

Group of people getting naked to made up games. Usually involves alcohol..

Getting totally smashed at a party and you hand up taking you clothes off so eveybody can see.

Damn Bro, we sure did get shiz nakie last night with those sisters playing paper, rockl, scissors.

by Ltownguy April 18, 2010