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impoestic

- One who cannot decide if he/she prefers imports or domestic in regards of vehicular choice.

- Is a fan of imported and domestic vehicles.
1st Person: Man,you need to decide what you like, Imports or Domestics!

2nd Person: Im Impoestic, I love both, I cant decide on one.
by HCR/UNI March 18, 2008
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impoivrished

Pronounced "im-pwahv-rished".

The state of being so poor (or so repulsed by grocery shopping) as to lack salt and pepper. This is often the case for students and young adults who are making their initial attempt at living outside the vicinity of their parents' well-stocked cupboards. From "poivre", French for pepper.
Guest: "Have you any salt or pepper? These French fries could use a little help."

Host: "No. I took such condiments for granted while I was in the warmth and safety of my parents' home, and only now that I am on my own do I realize that don't have shit. And I'm too lazy to go shopping. I am impoivrished. Deal with it."

Guest throws fries at Host's head.
by fischkopf December 7, 2009
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Important Papers Folder

A folder containing documents of importance but with ranging categories. For short I.P.F.
Hey man, can you hand me my important papers folder? it's got my job application in it.
by The Italian Stallion Chode March 15, 2011
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Imponology

The science of manipulating your authority figures (especially teachers) into giving you more credit than you deserve on an assignment or project.
A perfect example of the science of Imponology is telling a teacher your printer is broken and asking him/her if you can email it to him/her. Instead of emailing the actual document, you email a corrupted version of said document and blame the corruption on technology, an excuse most non-tech-savvy teachers will readily accept. In effect, this ruse grants an additional day in order to complete said assignment.
by ccheek21 December 17, 2011
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imporovement

Improvised improvement.
While there do exist other organizations in the state, ours leads to qualitative imporovements.
by CrankyXL July 21, 2017
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impeduglia

get yourself an impeduglia
by *insert real name* September 27, 2017
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Impordand

It is very Impordand to keep our prime ministers fresh!
by Jubromo August 30, 2018
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