Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

by Ooooooof hehehe June 7, 2018

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Hum hum hums

When she promised you yum yum yums but ends up using her hands so it’s a hum hum hums. Maybe you should’ve bought given her a massage first or started the yum yum yums. Either way those hum hum hums don’t hit the same as the yum yum yums.

Bro my girl promised me yum yum yums but when I came home late she pulled out the hum hum hums :(

by Rooooodyyy123 February 13, 2021

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Hum Now

A splendid, spectacular exclamation used to replace the phrase “Fuck yeah!”

Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.

“No way Beattie just detwigged that kid 🫨 … Hum Now, Beattie!”

by Coochiegripper420 May 8, 2024

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Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

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"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

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