handihole

A person who doesn't feel the need to observe items reserved for handicapped people, such as handicapped parking slots or handicapped accessible stalls in public bathrooms.

When I saw the only handicapped parking slot was taken by a handihole, I was so pissed I keyed his car.

by H. Bobs December 25, 2006

hendin

The combination of a FUPA, saggy breasts, massive thigh cellulite and flabby butt cheeks on a woman.

"Wow that woman has a total hendin!"

She waddled into the room, carrying a black purse and a massive hendin.

by iehava October 14, 2010

Heading

The act of putting your head (the one on your shoulders) into a vagina or butt.

So me and my buddy were walking to school seventh grade year and we were talking about sex. Well I just saw a video of a guy putting his whole head in this girl's vagina and I was like "let's call it heading".

She was getting heading from a guy.

by Cody Manly June 19, 2011

handicap

Used to insult someone who acts like a retard. Can be used in place of moron, idiot, or retard.

Joe crashed his bike like a handicap.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.

Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.

by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009

Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005

Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimo

The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.

Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.

by shrektrician May 21, 2011