HAM 

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.

Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.

HAM by WALRANO May 10, 2011

Ham 

The fat that protrudes from an overweight or obese women's mons pubis

Dude that look at that women's ham, it's looks like she's carrying a fanny pack full of flubber!

Ham by Luna23 July 30, 2009

Ham 

Mouthwateringly to the very core of humanity. Using this description defies the person or object concerned the ultimate sexy thing ever in your life.

Rainbowsmileyhatgirl:He is soooooo Ham.
Migingham: Him? What the hell is wrong with you???
Rainbowsmileyhatgirl: Don't diss him, you face-eater lover!!!

Ham by rainbowsmileyhatgirl October 10, 2005

ham 

Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.

Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!

ham by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008

Ham 

A code word for pot

Give me the dam ham
I love amsterdamian hammies

Ham by 440 420er August 19, 2009

Ham 

flippin out on someone, actinh crazy

Im bout to go ham on you for talkin to my girl

Ham by STUD21 September 6, 2009

HAM 

An acronym meaning "Hardly Agree More" to express agreement and often sameness, especially in instant and text messaging.

1. (agreement)
Guy 1: Watch this video, the girl in it is really hot!
Guy 2: Ham!

2. (sameness)
Girl: I'm going to the fair this weekend.
Guy: Ham!

HAM by dinomoo July 22, 2010