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Gronk

Adam is a Gronk
by definitionmaster23 September 9, 2019
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Gronked

(verb)
To halt or be interrupted suddenly often in a negative way. Believed to be derived from the sound a mechanical device makes when gears cannot be moved, such as the noise a car makes when trying to drive a car set to Park.
"Yeah, so then my car broke down last night and I didn't end up getting home until about 2 in the morning, it really gronked my steeze for the past few days man"
by Zorpol_Marquis April 30, 2024
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Gronk

The man over there is a gronk
by thewogboy99 November 18, 2018
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gronking

masturbating so hard that your dick gets red and blood mixes in with your cum when you ejaculate. it creates blum
“I have been gronking all day and there is blum everywhere!”
by cwarsosn April 3, 2024
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Gronk's BORG

Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.
IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Gronk

Aussie slang which means cunt just in a unknown way to most
oh shut up you gronk”
by Cameron Downes August 13, 2020
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