Grass 

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT

“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS”

Grass by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024

Grass 

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.

Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?

Grass by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024

grass 

something you, nor I, have touched

person 1: lets go touch some grass!
person 2: what's grass
person 1: I don't know

grass by average grass enjoyer August 22, 2024

Grass 

Earth's majestical naturally occurring pubic hair that somehow appears from dirt

Man, why do cows eat grass? It's Earths pubes

Grass by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024

Grass 

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now. Grass typically grows from soil or dirt. When you look out the window like a Genshin player (only real g's actually go outside,) you likely find green plants stemming out of dirt, and a lot of it. This is grass. Grass needs to be cut every once in a while to make sure it doesn't overgrow.

Timmy went outside to touch some grass.

Grass by I hate fortnite kids November 25, 2024

grass 

GO OUTSIDE NOW!

GO TUCH GRASS

grass by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024

grass 

something you dont touch

@Dasire does not touch grass.

grass by Mxghty December 7, 2024