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Turkish Good Morning 

When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.
"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"
Turkish Good Morning by GotVox April 18, 2016

A good morning and God bless 

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

Very good morning 

An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good.
Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"

person 2: "what?"

Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."

person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"

Person 1: "what?"

belfast good morning 

Greeting someone with a head butt to the bridge of someone's nose
Colin gave Seamus the Belfast Good Morning and then we went out for pancakes

Chatham good morning 

A Chatham Good Morning, named for the Cape Cod town, is a breakfast consisting of a cup of clam chowder and a doughnut.
After that Chatham Good Morning, I knew I could accomplish anything that day.

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