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Garner

If you meet someone with this name, she is someone worth having in your life. She is usually the mom of the group and cares for the people around her. She's normally sarcastic and witty, which makes her fun to be around. She's beautiful, gorgeous, and any other synonyms. She's level-headed and highly intelligent. She might have many insecurities, but that's what makes her human. If you have a Garner in your life, never let her go.
Garner helped me with my homework last night. She's so helpful!
by rustygarlic May 20, 2020
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grant garner

Grant is a person who has a monster head, and likes to have his salad tossed by gay people at ranches. He also likes to get little kids to tickle his feet for the insulin they need to live.
"Grant, NOW may i have my insulin?" Grant says: "shut up and tickle my feet god damnit, u want ur supper? do it extra good for desert!" (desert being more feet tickling)
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Garner

Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.
Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!
by squadonfleek January 1, 2015
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Midnight Gardener

Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event
Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood
by d0tc0m May 13, 2010
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uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.
burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener
by Anonymous January 27, 2003
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1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"
by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006
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gardener's delight

Some very high quality marijuana, usually a skunk weed deviant of extreme potency.
Posh guy: I say my man this gardener's delight is extremely strong'

Gardener: Thank you kind sir, I pride my felf on my weed growing prowess
by Danimal007 February 25, 2009
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