(1) The opposite of making love.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible
Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible
Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.
by yekka July 28, 2010
The beloved stuffed animal toy belonging to Eric Cartman, which he has owned since the beginning of South Park.
Apart from his games console, Clyde Frog was by far Eric's favourite toy. He was seen playing with it regularly, including times when he held a tea party and pretended that the toy insulted him, or when he used it as a deputy sheriff helping to rescue "Salma Hayek" in his version of Wild Wild West.
Clyde Frog met a grisly end when Kyle ripped off his head to get his revenge for Cartman giving him HIV in the episode "Tonsil Trouble".
Apart from his games console, Clyde Frog was by far Eric's favourite toy. He was seen playing with it regularly, including times when he held a tea party and pretended that the toy insulted him, or when he used it as a deputy sheriff helping to rescue "Salma Hayek" in his version of Wild Wild West.
Clyde Frog met a grisly end when Kyle ripped off his head to get his revenge for Cartman giving him HIV in the episode "Tonsil Trouble".
Cartman: Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog?
Clyde Frog: Yes, please, Eric. Why are you so cool?
Cartman: Oh. I don't know, Clyde Frog. I just am.
Clyde Frog: I think you're a big fat piece of crap.
Cartman: Eeeyy!
Clyde Frog: Yes, please, Eric. Why are you so cool?
Cartman: Oh. I don't know, Clyde Frog. I just am.
Clyde Frog: I think you're a big fat piece of crap.
Cartman: Eeeyy!
by zackpliskin November 09, 2009
A person, usually a male, who is unknowingly entering into a relationship where the “significant other” will very slowly begin to try to control him/her, change him/her, and nag him/her, but the level of control rises ever so slowly so the other person (the “frog”) doesn’t even realize what is taking place, until it is too late. Now he/she is so far into the relationship that it is very difficult to extract oneself from it. A break-up at this point is often difficult and rich in drama, for by the time the individual realizes he/she is miserable in the relationship and wants out, the couple is already living together, commingling assets, or may have made significant purchases together (e.g. real estate). Frequently the female may have intentionally become pregnant by lying about the use of birth control or the ability to even get pregnant as an attempt to keep the male in the relationship, or at the very least, assure annuity payments for herself from him for the next 18 years.
The euphemism compares you to a frog in the following scenario: You put a frog into a pot of cold water. The frog is happy, splashing around in the pot, and having a grand time. You put the pot on the stove and turn on the burner on a low setting. The frog is still happy, swimming around, and content. He may not even notice the water becoming warmer. Maybe the slight warmth feels good. Now you turn up the heat. The water temperature rises, but it’s very slow, and so gradual that the frog doesn’t even notice. It’s kind of like watching a clock. The hands are moving, but it’s so slow, you don’t notice. But the heat is still being applied. The frog doesn’t realize what’s happening until it’s too late to escape. Now he’s frog soup. And this could be you. You’re frog soup.
The euphemism compares you to a frog in the following scenario: You put a frog into a pot of cold water. The frog is happy, splashing around in the pot, and having a grand time. You put the pot on the stove and turn on the burner on a low setting. The frog is still happy, swimming around, and content. He may not even notice the water becoming warmer. Maybe the slight warmth feels good. Now you turn up the heat. The water temperature rises, but it’s very slow, and so gradual that the frog doesn’t even notice. It’s kind of like watching a clock. The hands are moving, but it’s so slow, you don’t notice. But the heat is still being applied. The frog doesn’t realize what’s happening until it’s too late to escape. Now he’s frog soup. And this could be you. You’re frog soup.
What??? She’s pressuring you to let her move in with you? You just started dating her! Are you crazy? Don’t you see what’s happening here? Dude…..you’re frog soup!
by Hodgie67 December 09, 2006
Used to describe a situation or individual who cannot or refuses to see the big picture because of being sheltered and/or closed minded. This is the opposite of a frog in a field.
You have no idea what skills are required, as you have been a frog in a well for the last 30 years, stuck in the same old job with the same old skills. I have been a frog in a field jumping from job to job learning a vast amount of skills you have no idea about.
by BobBreton April 05, 2006
by ;'./]-+\| October 01, 2020
The act of pelvic thrusting in your underwear to make your male genitalia flop from your belly button to your gooch area. The illusion is similar to the sight of a frog jumping around in a bag.
Tim: Hey Paul, come here you gotta see this.
Paul: Better not be a Frog in a Bag, I don't wanna see your sack flopping around anymore.
Paul: Better not be a Frog in a Bag, I don't wanna see your sack flopping around anymore.
by PaulAsh69 November 08, 2012
Any combination of alcoholic beverages (hard liquor + beer + wine) concocted under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms.
by el_b December 16, 2010