Friendzone

It means that you are fucked and not fucked at once.

Guy1: Hey man, my girl told me she just wants to be friends with me
Guy2: F man! You just got friendzoned...

by nowalex May 13, 2021

reverse friendzone

when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on

Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"

by selfcuck January 12, 2021

friendzoned

When a girl says she wants a good guy, but not good like you are good. She wants good like some guy that is a moron and doesn't like her back good!

Thomas Macon always gets friendzoned by every girl that he likes. He is the greatest guy, but gets the whole I don't like you as much as a guy who doesn't like me back!

by Thomas Macon's Dog March 11, 2017

Buridan's Friendzone

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.

Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Friendzone

Someone who meets a girl on snapchat for two days and falls in love only to be put in this spectrum of the relationship dynamic. Usually followed by ghosting, Juice WRLD, and friends seeing her at a bar.

Yo that guy was totally friendzoned when he allegedly kissed her and ended up being just a friend.

by Lukey(Hoodie) August 28, 2021

Friendzone reacharound

When you awkwardly side hug your friend outside McDonald's whilst people stare

I gave her the friendzone reacharound

by Fnishwhish April 24, 2022

FriendZone

The aptly names FriendZone is a place in girls hearts where she puts people, mostly close friends ranging of any age, sexuality, or gender Identity, she does not plan on pursuing as a relationship partner because you two are to close. If you believe you have been friendzoned unfairly why not go sit in the corner and think about your life such as:

Personality

and/or have been diagnosed with Nice Guy Syndrome

I'm in the FriendZone but that's okay because I appreciate your friendship.

by Screaming Cactus May 31, 2018