The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.
"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
by PPPR September 27, 2011
Get the reader's elbowmug. A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
Get the Jacker’s Elbowmug. The act of gently cupping a person's elbow with your hand, usually in a bid to catch their attention, leaving the victim feeling slightly violated.
Bonus points are awarded for sneaking up behind the target and grabbing them by both elbows.
Bonus points are awarded for sneaking up behind the target and grabbing them by both elbows.
by biscuitcat March 29, 2013
Get the Elbow-rapemug. Person: yoo check out dream's face reveal!
Person 2: nah mate those are boring, the new trend is the elbow reveal.
Person 2: nah mate those are boring, the new trend is the elbow reveal.
by i eat little babies for lunch February 10, 2021
Get the elbow revealmug. The un-recognised medical condition for people who spend most of their time at work operating old, stiff, heavy paper guillotine cutters. An elbow injury for Office Supplies workers.
X: "can you cut this paper work in half for me?"
Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"
Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"
by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009
Get the Guillotine Elbowmug. A male who shares the same injury as you. You both have the same surgery. Even though you are not true brothers, this is a significantly close bond.
male 1:"Hey where did you get that scar?"
male 2:"I broke my elbow and had to get screws put in it."
male 1"Same here!"
female: "You guys are elbow brothers"
male 2:"I broke my elbow and had to get screws put in it."
male 1"Same here!"
female: "You guys are elbow brothers"
by Bree.z June 10, 2010
Get the Elbow Brothermug. Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
by Ricardo Macho February 20, 2014
Get the lumberjack's elbowmug.