The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.
"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
by PPPR September 27, 2011
obnoxious handshake. when a douche bag approaches you with a handshake while sticking his elbow far too wide.
by bmoneymillionaire July 28, 2008
A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
The loose skin that everyone has when they flatten their arm. It tends to be more prevalent in the elderly
by crinjah December 11, 2009
by MahaT July 08, 2015
The act of gently cupping a person's elbow with your hand, usually in a bid to catch their attention, leaving the victim feeling slightly violated.
Bonus points are awarded for sneaking up behind the target and grabbing them by both elbows.
Bonus points are awarded for sneaking up behind the target and grabbing them by both elbows.
by biscuitcat March 29, 2013
Gary: Wow, my elbow really aches right now.
Sam: Better lay off your 'Handjobs for the Homeless' charity, you'll give yourself Gentlemen's Elbow.
Sam: Better lay off your 'Handjobs for the Homeless' charity, you'll give yourself Gentlemen's Elbow.
by Johnloveshandjobs23 March 27, 2017