doodoo

an alternate word for poop usally used in association with dogs

this crack head broke into my car right and you know what he stole? a fuckin candy bar! so im driving all around my neighborhood looking for a crackhead with chocolate on his face. i found him and i was like:
"whats all this chocolate on your face.....motha fucka?
"chocolate? this is doodoo baby!
Quoting dave chappelle

by dudeus maximus March 1, 2007

doodoopaste

1 Fecal material, especially when soft or with the consistency of peanut butter.

2 Exclamatory phrase similar in usage to shit

3 Any other substance similar in appearance or consistency to definition 1.

1 I can feel the doodoopaste coming on... gonna have to go to the bathroom in a minute

2 Oh, doodoopaste!

3 That burrito's full of doodoopaste

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

DooDoo Nickle

slang; a United States penny. Named so because of its color it resembles feces after multiple handlings, and is worthless. DooDoo "Nickle" refers to the fact that the nickle is the only other U.S. coin with a smooth edge.

I would get me a double cheese, but all I got is two quarters and some DooDoo Nickles.

by JonnyDeekay April 1, 2009

Doodoo Dipper

A man who is known to have anal sex with women.

"Why is Sheila dating Brad? Doesn't she know he's a total doodoo dipper?"

by Paul Aston May 18, 2009

doodoo munger

One who poops and then stuffs it up there rectal cavity and poops it out again

god stop being a doodoo munger

by johnston hughs May 27, 2006

doodoofart

a nice way of saying “piece of shit” or “dumbass”

“Your a little doodoofart”
“My teacher is such a doodoofart”

by bruh.dude April 16, 2020

Doodooanity

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)

(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...

by The Poop November 25, 2004