A fat adult living in his moms basement who bans users who sends memes in general and trys to date 13yr-olds and e-girls, Which is known as a pedophile.
by Trash idiot August 12, 2021

*me just vibes*
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU
by AHHHHHHHHHH1234 November 6, 2020

The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.
Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
by DryBalls March 31, 2021

Discord Lalyre is a person that does not appreciate the ancient quote "It is what it is...". As a matter of fact, this individual enjoys replying the sender of this quote with a no followed by their name, both words in capital letters. Please be assured that Discord Lalyre can change their mind in case of constant spam. Thank you for your awareness.
by harti04 January 25, 2021

A victim of discord syndrome actively uses the discord application, even though they know it is actively deteriorating their mental health. It shows many similarities with Stockholm Syndrome, though a scientific link has yet to be determined.
"I am being held here against my will, but its kinda hot tbh." -an individual inflicted with discord syndrome in an nsfw server.
by soupzey September 10, 2021

by Can You Hear The Silence December 24, 2022

Discord friends are your gameing friends that are always gameing always awake and just chilling sometimes you lose these friends and it sucks because losing friends is horrible
“You always randomly lose your discord friends without even knowing it always sucks”-some random person
by Factsjkbro March 15, 2021
