*me just vibes*
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU
by AHHHHHHHHHH1234 November 6, 2020
Get the Discord pingmug. A fat adult living in his moms basement who bans users who sends memes in general and trys to date 13yr-olds and e-girls, Which is known as a pedophile.
by Trash idiot August 12, 2021
Get the Discord Moderatormug. The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.
Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
by DryBalls March 31, 2021
Get the Discord modsmug. When you hop onto discord for a 20 minute yarn, but end up staying for 4 hours and reduced productivity
Jerry WANTED to stay for 20 min, but stayed for 3 hours and got nothin done that night, he just got the discord effect.
by not somebody you know April 21, 2019
Get the The Discord Effectmug. An authoritarian community ruled by Text101. The moderation takes heavy inspirations from George Orwell's 1984.
by Flurk August 6, 2021
Get the Shark_Park discordmug. Discord friends are your gameing friends that are always gameing always awake and just chilling sometimes you lose these friends and it sucks because losing friends is horrible
“You always randomly lose your discord friends without even knowing it always sucks”-some random person
by Factsjkbro March 15, 2021
Get the Discord friendsmug. A victim of discord syndrome actively uses the discord application, even though they know it is actively deteriorating their mental health. It shows many similarities with Stockholm Syndrome, though a scientific link has yet to be determined.
"I am being held here against my will, but its kinda hot tbh." -an individual inflicted with discord syndrome in an nsfw server.
by soupzey September 10, 2021
Get the Discord Syndromemug.