Night Dirt

Poo

I just stepped in Alex's night dirt. He missed the toilet as usual.

by Rufus T. Harlemberry August 16, 2011

Dirt clit

1-Another name for a whore, hoe, slut.
2- Description of a inhumane sexually active girls vagina.
3-The sensitive spot of a females vagina that has been touched by so many that it's dirty.
4- A nickname or insult given to any girl who is or has been sexually active with more than one guy.
5- A possible STD infested part of a female.
6- A name for a girl who could be a professional sperm donor just by spitting into a cup, because so many guys have ejaculated in to her that her saliva is made up of 99.9% semen.

Dude1: Yo you fuck that girl last night?
Dude2: Hell yeah you know I'm all about getting my D wet.
Dude1: Well you know she's fucked with me and like four other guys she barely knows over the past two weeks right?
Dude2: DAMN YO WHAT A FUCKING DIRT CLIT!
Dude1: Word yo! I'm thinking about getting tested..
Dude2: Same here! now that you mentioned that shit.

by Clayton Morrill December 1, 2011

Dish the Dirt

1. The telling of gossip, scandalous events, or relationships.

2. To give someone the low down on exciting news.

Anna Dish the Dirt on you and Brian

by amgarie November 30, 2010

do dirt

1. Engage in gang-related activity.

2. Commit unethical behavior or corruption.

3. Say disgraceful or damaging gossip.

If you can't afford to do dirt, don't do it. Really, don't do it at all.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 16, 2006

dirt diver

Someone that aint afraid of getting his hand dirty when working.

Also a character in CBS the units

Jakes aint afraid to get his hands dirty. Hes a real dirt diver

Mack code name is DirtDiver

by JiDe T. November 15, 2007

Dirt Nasty

Dirt Nasty is a rapper from the group the Dyslexic Speedreaders. His real name is Simon Rex. Rex is a former MTV VJ and has landed various acting roles, most notably Scary Movie 3, where he played the white rapper. MTV let him go as a VJ after gay pornographic films with him in them surfaced on the internet. Today he is a succesful rapper/producer. Some of his more famous songs include "1980" and "My Dick," a song he sings with his Dyslexic Speedreader compadres Mickey Avalon and Andre Legacy.

"Yo dude did you see Dirt Nasty at the Roxy last night?"

"Man I wish I got as many girls as Dirt Nasty"

by D-Nasty Fan December 9, 2008

Dirt merchant

A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because they constantly try to screw people out of money. They prefer to do business in the cheapest way possible. Dirt merchants are nothing more than scum of the earth...

John says: "Hey Sally, I need a laptop computer that's cheap."

Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"

by Lorne S Grant February 15, 2006