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How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.
"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."
by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024
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infinite dibs

<<Guy walks past looking fine as >> Infinite dibs on that *whistles*
by GeekyQuestioner January 13, 2018
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Dib stick

A Dib Stick is when someone forms their finger into a nuckle and penetrates it into the anal region of someone’s body causeing an immense sensation of both pleasure and pain.
by Dib Stick July 28, 2018
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Dibs

with dibs you can reserve/own things

the first person to call „dibs“ has all the rights. no lawyer can change that.
you can only „dib“ single things.

you can‘t call dibs on all the cokes in the world.

calling dibs on people has some special rules.

you are only allowed to call dibs on 5 persons per evening. these dibs count for 1 evening from mo - thu and from friday on these dibs count until sunday evening.

every person has 5 so called „dibs for life“
when you dib a girl or a boy for life your homies are never in their whole life allowed to have this person.

every person has 2 so called „undips“.
undips are making this person „not dib-able“ for lifetime. you can only undib persons that are not currently dibbed.

also and finally:
when sparks are already flying or your homie has something with a person you are not allowed to call dibs nor dibs for life. but you obv. wouldn‘t do that anyways right?

dibs always have to be called mouth to mouth. texting „dibs“ doesn‘t count except you can watch yourself in the eyes while texting dibs.
A: yooo, i call dibs on her
B: you can‘t, C already has dibs for life on her
C: thats right lol
A: ha, seems like you have no dibs for life left then.
by Prof. Doc Dibs September 25, 2023
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DIB

They prefer it behind, DIB style
by anonymous December 6, 2020
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Shnib-Dib

can i get a Shnib-Dib of that pizza?
by SkeezinRoundTown December 16, 2005
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DIB DAB

When a woman performs oral sex on a male who has dabbed their penis in cocaine (or any other white power substance) beforehand
Went to a party last week.. met some bird.. she gave me a dib dab
by Deggy November 4, 2020
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