Possesive description of the contents of my wrinkly sack when they are in your mouth. Easy way to tell someone whos nuts are in their mouth.
by Jon C D August 8, 2007

by JimiLaRue April 4, 2003

by callmechamp April 22, 2015

a wonderful and insightful term used to annoy, trick, and entertain others. Usually used following questions such as what? and who?
1: what you talkin about?
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS
1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?
1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS
1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?
1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!
by Mike and Franny May 4, 2003

An insane Internet meme that started with one guy. Normally followed by obnoxious laughter, can often be used as an awful answer to a joke.
Mom- what are you doing?
Kid- DEEZ NUTTZ HAAAA
((See it's not actually funny even though people think it still is. It was only funny for a couple days. Just drop it already. ))
School kid- Aye guess what
Other kid- what?
School kid- I got something in the mail!!!
Other kid- ooooo what was it???
School kid- DEEZ NUTTZ HAAAA GOT EM
Kid- DEEZ NUTTZ HAAAA
((See it's not actually funny even though people think it still is. It was only funny for a couple days. Just drop it already. ))
School kid- Aye guess what
Other kid- what?
School kid- I got something in the mail!!!
Other kid- ooooo what was it???
School kid- DEEZ NUTTZ HAAAA GOT EM
by MagicalHottopicLover April 29, 2016

by Jimmy Bop Poop December 15, 2015

by Chrispy/Chris K July 24, 2003
