Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

dad

someone who went to get the milk

where is my dad

by nibbaman69420 April 27, 2022

DAD

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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

dad

something you don't have

you had a dad? what a suprise?

by kuygdfky June 8, 2022