The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.
Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!
by CubanShowers December 30, 2008
A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
by Delta II August 01, 2006
The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.
by manwithoutaspacebar October 16, 2010
by BloodyScissors June 25, 2007
“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
by Teevmeister July 12, 2022
The most handsome alpha ever. Has a lot of alphas and is very loyal. Very hot and dominant while also a bit controlling. Extremely hot and has pheromones that smell like heaven. Very popular. Dominant while also very submissive. Hybrid.
I-i-is that cuban kaeya?
Of course no one could mistake someone to hot and submissive like Cuban Kaeya!!
Of course no one could mistake someone to hot and submissive like Cuban Kaeya!!
by Gay rando! April 26, 2022
Its a dragon dildo. From Cuba.
by Riyontakesnoshit April 26, 2016