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Depression Crumbs

Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.
I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.
by epar666 January 6, 2021
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strudel crumbs

When you bust in or on your girl, you both pass out then wake up and go at it again and the dried up stuff crumbles off like sand in your bed LOL
Her- We really need to change the bedding it’s like sleeping at the beach....
Him- HaHaHa most people shower when they get home from the beach....gotta love them strudel crumbs! LMAO
by SugarCrisp519 December 31, 2017
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Off the crumb

A phrase said when somebody/something is acting wild, out of hand or irregular. Mostly said to/about someone after being fuelled by (but certainly not limited to) drugs, anger, bullshit/lies, etc.
“Yo, Derek was so angry after losing the fight. He’s off the crumb right now”

“Derek is high as shit right now, he’s off the crumb”

bro 1: “DEREK YOURE DRIVING SO FAST!”
bro 2: “YEAH DEREK’S OFF THE CRUMB”

“Yo this beat go off the crumb”

“His outfit is off the crumb”

“My mum went off the crumb last night when the dog shat on the floor
by alright seven October 1, 2019
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Cum crumbs

The stuff left over in your cum sock after you use it.
Girl: I'm cold.
Guy: Go grab some socks.
Girl: Ew! What's in this one?
Guy: Oh those are cum crumbs, that's my cum sock.
by BigDumpling January 16, 2018
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biccy crumb

The crumbs you get in packets of Weetabix.
Mark: What do you do with biccy crumbs? Do you eat that shit?
Philip: Naw dog, I throw them right in the bin. They drink up all the milk and make it mushy.
by Weetabix Wizard April 29, 2019
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crumb red

MY new girlfriend laughed when she saw my crumb red for the first time
by apala25 December 16, 2008
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Crotch Crumbs

The toilet paper crumbs that seem to attach themselves to your pubic hairs after wiping. They live in there and fall out at a later date, i.e. shower, next bathroom break.
I heard this chick in the girls' bathroom bitchin' about her crotch crumbs...she needs to clean that shit up down there !
by LiveBy11 July 8, 2009
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