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Enormous Crocodile 

1- A crocodile that is of monstrous proportions.

2- A childrens book with a (rather clichéd, "good overcomes evil ) moral, by Roald Dahl. It has some really quite cool characters such as the Rolypoly Bird and Mugglewump the Monkey (who also features in Dahl's book The Twits. This is a must read if you are a small child or if you have small children but ESPECIALLY if you are a small child.
"The Enormous Crocodile lives in the biggest, brownest, muddiest river in Africa. He has sharp shining teeth and a temendous appetite- for nice, juicy children (muwahahahhaaa... kiddy sandwich... YUM YUM! (soz)), his favourite lunch time treat..."
Enormous Crocodile by J-Bezza. April 8, 2006

Lazy Crocodile 

When your poo sits on the bottom of the toilet and doesn't go away with the flush.
Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.

Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.

You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.
Lazy Crocodile by Culie July 13, 2014

Flying crocodile 

A ruthless aerial killing machine. see also: flyinng shark
Flying shark vs. flying crocodile, they will battle in a battle where there can be no winners! Who will win!?

Sir Crocodile 

"Sir" Crocodile, aka Mr. 0, is a character in the anime "One Piece". He is 1 of the 7 Warlords of the Sea, and the leader on the underground crime syndicate "Baroque Works". He has the power of the sand-sand devil fruit which allows him to turn into sand. He is basically a 'Sand Man'. He also has the ability to drain all moisture from anything he touches.
Sir Crocodile by Dkline August 7, 2018

beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.
After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.
beached crocodile by thabob November 23, 2011

Cock Crocodile 

When a girl, who doesn't know how to give head. Decides to try it, but viciously scraps every tooth in her mouth up and down. While thinking she's pleasing you, as she mistakes your squirming and twitching in pain as pleasure. And refuses to stop.
Hey Jimmy did you finally , get Sally to give you head?
Ya but it wasn't that great, she's a real cock crocodile.
Cock Crocodile by jdrewn3 October 11, 2019