A play of words on "Creme de la creme" meaning "Cream of the cream", this quite literally means "Cream of the shit", for use in describing the worst of the worst of the worst, as invented by a bored French Student one day.
"I'm going to drop all hell on Marketing, I need you to find the "Creme de la merde" of your office to send over there, okay?"
by Peter O'Connor July 8, 2007
Get the Creme de la merdemug. Receiving oral sex from someone while on the toilet, while you take a nasty dump, jizzing in the toilet, and taking the person by the back of their head and putting it in the toilet. Proceeding to then flush the toilet.
by Cr@zy Edd!e January 4, 2010
Get the Oatmeal Creme Piemug. A word that has its origins in the word 'rassclaat', but used only in extreme cases when a person or thing is so wrong that it is post rassclaat; you know you are a genuine knobhead/loser if referred to as one.
'give me a bit of your kebab, I'm a diabetic and am starving and if I don't have a bite I will collapse and die'
'piss off and buy your own. This kebab is way more valuable than your life'
' I thought you were a mate, but you are a twat, a moron, and most defintiely the creme de la claat of knobheads who values a sheesh kebab than life itself'.
'piss off and buy your own. This kebab is way more valuable than your life'
' I thought you were a mate, but you are a twat, a moron, and most defintiely the creme de la claat of knobheads who values a sheesh kebab than life itself'.
by loozaa February 28, 2005
Get the creme de la claatmug. by Beef Moon January 9, 2008
Get the Crispy Creme Dat Hoemug. by SassyKesha July 24, 2014
Get the Warm Cadbury's Creme Eggmug. When the male chokes the female during oral sex, until her pigment is a blueish color. He then sticks his wiener down her throat, and stops choking, so when she breathes, she gives a new definition to the phrase Choking on cock
by Zack December 20, 2004
Get the Blue Berry Creme Piemug. discharge that is the creamiest of all creams, luxuriously delicious, a smooth tenderloin, famously clotted and seductively rich with juices
by zara byrne February 10, 2022
Get the creme de meow meowmug.