Assassin's Creed

A sexual position based on the game by Ubisoft. One waits until one's chosen target is distracted, and then stealthily sneaks up behind the victim and inserts a finger or other bodily appendage into an orifice.

"I waited until Jenny was asleep, and then Assassin's Creed her. How much jail time is sexual assault, anyway?"

by dasvidanya May 4, 2012

Creed

A fairly decent band that even though most people in America and some parts of the UK say they suck, most people bought their albums.
Human Clay 11x platinum
Weathered 6x platinum

Creed Fan - "Creed is awesome!"
Creed Hater - "Creed sucks!"
Creed Fan - "Human Clay went 11x platinum!"
Creed Hater - "faggot"

by creedisnotthatbadofaband June 2, 2008

credenza

Rich persons term for a common computer desk. Sometimes has a hutch for storing objects.
desk

a) Sally, would you run out and purchase us a new credenza for the office?

by wallbert May 20, 2003

creed

1. a retard who has no life and is depressed
2. a decent movie
3. a shitty band

gaige: oh no its creed
taylor: lets run

by creedthereedtard June 12, 2018

Cerena

a sexy brunette who is short

Cerena is my egirl~

by Cerena1234 September 6, 2017

CeeNile

CeeNile is used to mention someone who goes quiet for long stretches of time bc they are in deep thought. They can do this for days weeks or months. Most often more loyal than they appear CeeNile people go through periods of what seem to be depression. These periods are of deep thoughts no one can break. Not necessarily bad thoughts but they do go in many directions.Once out of the CeeNile state they tend to be very motivated on bettering themselves. If loyalty is ever questioned they will push you away has hard as they can without thinking.

Aaron is so CeeNile lately. I think he has changed.

by polarbearhunter August 26, 2013

Creed-Crash

The act of playing non-stop Creed songs on a public jukebox.

As 'With arms wide open' played for the 4th consecutive time on the jukebox, a blank stare fell over the bouncer's face. He couldn't take one more day of being Creed-Crashed. As he walked into traffic, no one heard the sound of screeching tires and breaking bones over the sweet, sweet sound of Scott Stapp's voice ringing from the loudspeaker.

by ScottStapp10 November 12, 2016