When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..
Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.
by Drunkinskater December 12, 2010
by the dg April 23, 2006
1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
by Xx.xX June 19, 2008
by asiaj0809469 May 27, 2011
An epic event in which teams of athletes race through a city on foot, stopping at predetermined bars to drink predetermined amounts of alcohol, with penalties for puking such as liquor shots or fast food eating. The first team to finish their alcohol at the last bar wins.
Hurry up and drink! You can puke outside if you have to, but we have to get going because the other team is 30 seconds behind us! We don't want to lose the running pub crawl!
by Runner` November 27, 2009
When Rona 2020 ruins all your plans, so you take matters into your own hands and have all your friends join together on video to travel around each room in your house which is treated like a different bar. Name each bar/room according to your theme (i.e., Elf’s Alehouse a.k.a. The guest bedroom) 2 drink limit per pub to set yourself up for the best hangover while being together, apart, in the spirit of social distancing. The best part is no uber required!
The Scoota gang is dressed like a Christmas tree in the Elf’s Alehouse on their virtual pub crawl this weekend. #sweaterweatherisbettertogetherapart
by Scootmagoot April 05, 2020
When you play guitar hero so long that when you look away, flat surfaces look like they are melting or crawling up.
Broseph, I played RockBand so long last night i got Guitar Hero crawl so bad i thought the walls were melting.
by Jony911 February 01, 2009