(adj) Big toe, in history the largest toe ever documented. Also resembles a dinosaur, T-REX to be exact.. (frequent strip club attender) oh and frequently found scurrying away from parties getting busted by cops.. and found on roof tops.
girl: who invited CRAIG to my party?
other girl: i dont know get that big toe out of here!
guy: whats that dinosaur doing here, somebody get craig home!
other girl: i dont know get that big toe out of here!
guy: whats that dinosaur doing here, somebody get craig home!
by EVVVA March 20, 2009
by Hathatsrightboy September 08, 2019
is actually a 40 year old pedophile that wants to touch a bunch of little kids. He also claims to be 14, but this is obviously false. I know this because his name is Craig and he sounds. Properly pronounced as (Kray) (G). He also lures children into his smelly basement with his toes. He has sex slaves to touch his toes and finger his butt hole. Craig also likes guys
I was once at a party and some guy told me i was acting like a "Craig." I was very erect by this so I decided to research a little, superbly aroused I was excited to become considered as a Craig. So I walked into my parents house and whipped out my juicy fat cack. ***Years Later*** I now have literally become Craig, trapping children in my basement and writing good reviews on ratemyteacher.com saying the girl teachers are thicc as fook. Thank you Craig for being my master.
by ShahaneeB March 18, 2019
him and 19 of his brothers come in a pack, they can easily get lit up and they help with stress and help even more if you’re drinking liquor
by timmytruthful November 05, 2019
Craig usually rushes things as he is very impatient. This causes him distress as he causes himself to be in awkward situations. For example; snapping his banjo
by Urmumsahoeeee November 30, 2019