Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.

Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.

by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008

Columbian soft serve

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head

Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

by Satori0320 April 14, 2010

frosted columbian pecan log

when you insert a pecan grown in the columbian jungle into the anus of a woman then have her take a dump on another girls chest then ejaculate upon it. thus forming a poop with a little pecan hat that has a white apperence from the seamen!

we made frosted columbian pecan logs last night they were delicious!

by skybo610 March 11, 2010

pure columbian bam bam

another name for crack, cocaine..was first used in Talladega Nights

theres an ounce of pure columbian bam bam underneath your car...hit the road!

by yup gracie February 11, 2008

pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses

What one gets paid when living in Florida.

Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

Columbian steam train

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.

Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.

by Boosty February 24, 2021

Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine

Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party

by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 10, 2022